Melvin Van Peebles
Himself - Narrator (segment "It's Not Always A Wonderful Life")
Carl Alleyne
Temptress' Mom's Boyfriend
Peter Zerneck
All American Dad / Marmaduke
Christina Duran
All American Mom / Tallulah
Keenan Pollack
All American Infant / Gidget
Shae Weber
All American Daughter / Alabama