Kevin Whately
Colin Worsfold, a civil servant
Keith Barron
Arthur Hedley, turkey farmer
Peter Egan
Peter Villiers, new Minister
Pippa Guard
Claire Worsfold, Colin's wife
Nicholas Jones
Cranley, secretary to the P.M.
Jonathan Coy
Hans Gluk, German Food Minister
Matthew Delamere
Ben Worsfold, Colin's son
Tony Guilfoyle
Mr. George Henderson, Colin's boss
Morgan Jones
Spike, animal rights activist
Geoffrey McGivern
Geoffrey Lester, Agriculture Minister
Kate Maberly
Pippa Worsfold, Colin's daughter
Caroline Trowbridge
Maureen, animal rights activist
Jake Wood
Androcles, animal rights leader