Steve Whitmire
Kermit / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Bean Bunny / Mr. Poodlepants / Statler - Assistant
Dave Goelz
The Great Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Waldorf
Bill Barretta
Pepe the Prawn / Rowlf the Dog / Swedish Chef / Johnny Fiama / Bobo the Bear / Howard / Lew Zealand
Eric Jacobson
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Yoda
Robert Smigel
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Self - Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Judy Reyes
Self - Nurse Carla Espinosa
Brian Henson
Scooter / Sal Manilla / Janice / Muppet Performer
Jerry Nelson
Robin the Frog / Statler / Announcer / Pops / Floyd Pepper / Kid #1 / Muppet Performer
Kevin Clash
Sam the Eagle / Muppet Performer
Geoff Redknap
Muppet Performer / Sweetums Suit Performer
John Henson
Muppet Performer / Sweetums
John Kennedy
Dr. Teeth / Sam the Eagle (assistant)