Reno Collier
Shopper #3 / Sister Larriline / Bernie Madoff
Two-Foot Fred
Larry's Nephew / Pirate / Corner Man
George Lindsey
Self / Great Grandpa George / Voice of Tiki God
Angela Little
Santa's Helper / Native Girl / Card Girl
Peter Oldring
Security Guard / Ring Announcer / Fire Marshall
Tony Orlando
Self / Cabana Boy / Lil Tony / Rick Reindeerman
Caroline Rhea
Shopper #1 / Grandma / Mrs Claus
Ticket Agent / Security Guard / Pilot / Shopper #2 / Cousin Ernie / Joe Snow