Chairman / Fish #1 / Doctor / Harry Blackitt / Wymer / Hordern / General / Coles / Narrator #2 / Dr. Livingstone / Transvestite / Eric / Arthur Jarrett / Geoffrey / Tony Bennett
Fish #2 / Dr. Spencer / Humphrey Williams / Sturridge / Ainsworth / Waiter / Eric's Assistant / Maitre D' / Grim Reaper
Window Washer / Fish #4 / Walters / Middle of the Film Announcer / M'Lady Joeline / Mr. Brown / Howard Katzenberg
Eric Idle
Gunther / Fish #3 / Meaning of Life Singer / Mr. Moore / Mrs. Blackitt / Watson / Blackitt / Atkinson / Perkins / Victim #3 / Front End / Mrs. Hendy / Noel Coward / Gaston
Bert / Fish #6 / Mum / Priest / Biggs / Sergeant / Man with Bendy Arms / Mrs. Brown / Mr. Creosote / Maria / Leaf Father / Fiona Portland-Smythe
Michael Palin
Window Washer / Harry / Mr. Pycroft / Chaplain / Carter / Spadger / Regimental Sergeant Major / Pakenham-Walsh / Mr. Marvin Hendy / Governor / Debbie Katzenberg
Carol Cleveland
Beefeater Waitress / Wife of Guest #1 / Leaf Mother / Leaf Daughter / Heaven Receptionist
Simon Jones
Chadwick / Jeremy Portland-Smythe
Patricia Quinn
Mrs. Williams
Andrew MacLachlan
Groom / Wycliff / Victim #1 / Guest #3
Valerie Whittington
Mrs. Moore
Imogen Bickford-Smith
Nurse #2
Angela Mann
Wife of Guest #2
Peter Lovstrom
Brown's Son
George Silver
Diner Eating Howard the Fish
Sydney Arnold
(segment The Crimson Permanent Assurance)
Guy Bertrand
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Andrew Bicknell
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Ross Davidson
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Tim Douglas
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Eric Francis
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Matt Frewer
Cornered Executive who Jumps
Billy John
(segment The Crimson Permanent Assurance)
Russell Kilmister
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Peter Mantle
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Len Marten
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Peter Merrill
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Cameron Miller
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Gareth Milne
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Larry Noble
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Paddy Ryan
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Leslie Sarony
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John Scott Martin
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Eric Stovell
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Wally Thomas
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Jack Armstrong
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Robert Carrick
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Douglas Cooper
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George Daly
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Chick Fowles
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Terry Grant
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Robin Hewlett
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Tommy Isley
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Juba Kennerley
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Anthony Lang
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John Murphy
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Terry Rendell
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Ronald Shilling
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Albert Welch
(segment The Crimson Permanent Assurance)
Alison Jane Hierlihy
Dancer
Kim Elizabeth Leeson
Dancer
Floyd Anthony Pearce
Dancer
Nigel Hawthorne
Insurance Company Passerby
Lynne Hazelden
Student Doctor
Barrie Holland
Teacher At Rugby Match
Keith Macey
School Boy in Chapel
'Every Sperm is Sacred' Child w / Red Jumper
Guy Standeven
Restaurant Diner
Carole Anne Stevenson
Topless Pursuer
Reg Thomason
Restaurant Patron
Fred Wood
Branded Man in Dungeon Room