Eric Idle
Dirk McQuickly / The Narrator / S.J. Krammerhead
Gwen Taylor
Mrs. Iris Mountbatten / Chastity
Frank Williams
Archie Macaw, Record Producer
Barry Cryer
Dick Jaws, Music Publisher
Ray Tranter
Sir Brain Morrison, Oxford Music Professor
Roger McGough
Roger McGough - Liverpool Poet
Gary Weis
Photographer getting off train